- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Title IX

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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