- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What do you call your mom? Mom

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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