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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

justin beiber sucks

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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