- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What comes after 23? 24.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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