- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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