A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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