- Anti Joke

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.