Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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I once did something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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