What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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you suck

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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