- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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