- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

how do you win a game try your best

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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