get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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