- Anti Joke

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Rebecca Black's career.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

I C U P White stuff

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Justin Bieber.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.