- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

N-E Pats never cheated

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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