Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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