Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Nobody cares maddie!

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Tim likes girls

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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