What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

I hate blackniggers

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Beka has AIDS

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...