- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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