- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Sir, your wife is dead

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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