I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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I hate blackniggers

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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