whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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