- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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