Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Women's rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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