What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Women's rights.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Anti Joke

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