- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A gay man watches football.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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