Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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who is awesome? no one...

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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kill yourself

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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you just read an anti-joke

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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