- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Ask me if im a tree? No

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A gay man watches football.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

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