- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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