- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Face...the other white meat!

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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