- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

This is a random Anti joke.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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