- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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