- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Dude man, I'm high...

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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