- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What is funnier than 24 69

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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