Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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