- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Sloths

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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