i hate black people

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What does water taste like? Water

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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I like poop in my butt

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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adam hodgson !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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