- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

what are three short words? i a am

hi

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

homosexuals are gay

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

womens rights.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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