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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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