baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Racial Equality

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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