- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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