What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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