Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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A bar walks into a man

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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