- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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