- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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