- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

This is a joke.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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