Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Who wants water? I do.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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