A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Anti Joke

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