What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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