roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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My love life

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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bryden is a faggot

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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