- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

no rasist joks

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

whats 7+4? 74

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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