- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Female Orgasms

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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