A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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knock knock come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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