Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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