whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Get it? More.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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