- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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