- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

tommy is retared

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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