Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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