Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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