- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Albert your flies undone.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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