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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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