- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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