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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Homosexualism is so gay man

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A man walks into a bar

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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