- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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