- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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