- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Abortion.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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