- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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