- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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