Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Knock knock.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

whats a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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