- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Christ is a conspiracy

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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