- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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