Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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knock knock? come in

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Daniel is a fag

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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