- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Whats cold and frozen? ice

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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