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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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