- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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