- Anti Joke

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

richard is fag

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Oh, right

Oh my God! A talking dog!

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head