How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

I'm HIV positive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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