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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Who invented apple? God

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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