- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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