How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

White men's rights

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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