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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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no rasist joks

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so how about that irline food

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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