What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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