- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

I once did something.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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