why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

it's funny because it's funny

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

everyone dislike this

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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