- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

Yo mama's fat.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Your mom

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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