- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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