a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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